I Am the Greatest, Here's Why:

 Inside this conundrum, you will find pointless ramblings and inane babble that culminates into everything you ever wanted to know about anything. I am the smartest person you will ever meet, and I never make mistakes or spelling/grammatical errors.

 If you find such an error on this website, it is just your primitive mind playing tricks on you. It is definitely not an actual mistake, merely a figment of your imagination. As I stated, my ever-expanding mind doesn't allow me to make any mistakes. There aren't any, anywhere around here, so don't go looking.

 Have fun and visit often! Updates made yearly/monthly/weekly/daily/hourly/whenever.